They say when you play that Microsoft CD backward you can hear satanic
messages. But that's nothing: If you play it forward it will install
New form of navigation:
All scroll wheels go up and down, but Windows 8 wants you to scroll sideways.
You like Windows? With Windows 8 you got windows of windows in windows, plenty of windows to like.
Windows 8 is Windows XT (eXTreme).
The right choice?
If I wanted a smartphone OS on my computer I would use Android, not Windows 8.
Importance of Product Versioning:
Are you upgrading to Windows 8?
You must be joking, I already have Windows 95. I am not going backwards 87 versions.
Chuck Norris is the only person to have started Windows 8 in Desktop Mode without ever seeing a single tile.
Chuck Norris knows already all the bugs of Windows 8.
Chuck Norris can operate Windows 8.