Network-related jokes

I'd tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.

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A bunch of TCP packets go into a bar, until it's overcrowded. The next day, half as many go in.

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A tcp packet walks in to a bar and says “I want a beer”. The barman says: “You want a beer?”. The tcp packet replies “Yes, a beer."

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All my DHCP jokes are leased.

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You have to tell a broadcast joke to everybody to find the one who see the fun on it.

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Sometimes I feel like a multicast packet. Ask 10 differenet people how to get somewhere and get 10 different answers.

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The best thing about 404 jokes is… wait, damnit, it’s around here somewhere…

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The trick about telling a good NTP joke is about the timing...

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I heard a great one about IPSEC, but you wouldn’t get it — it’s an inside joke.

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Telling a lot of bluetooth jokes will reduce the bandwidth of your WiFi jokes.