Some old geek jokes

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't
I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code
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The box said 'Requires Windows 8 or better'. So I installed Linux
Unix, DOS and Windows...the good, the bad and the ugly
The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong
C++ is a write-only language. I can write programs in C++, but I can't read any of them
How's my programming? Call 1-800-DEV-NULL
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity
You know it's love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead
JUST SHUT UP AND REBOOT!!
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer
It's not bogus, it's an IBM standard
Beware of programmers that carry screwdrivers
Squash one bug, you'll see ten new bugs popping
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
The truth is out there...try to google it?
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Computers can never replace human stupidity
Unix is user friendly...its just selective about who its friends are
Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity
Black holes are where God divided by zero
Hey! It compiles! Ship it!
All computers run at the same speed... with the power off
I'm sorry, our software is perfect. The problem must be you
What color do you want that database?
Programming is like sex; one mistake and you have to support for a lifetime.
There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.