Some old geek jokes
- There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't
- I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly
- I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code
- Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
- The box said 'Requires Windows 8 or better'. So I installed Linux
- Unix, DOS and Windows...the good, the bad and the ugly
- The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong
- C++ is a write-only language. I can write programs in C++, but I can't read any of them
- How's my programming? Call 1-800-DEV-NULL
- Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor
- UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity
- You know it's love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead
- JUST SHUT UP AND REBOOT!!
- How do I set a laser printer to stun?
- There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer
- It's not bogus, it's an IBM standard
- Beware of programmers that carry screwdrivers
- Squash one bug, you'll see ten new bugs popping
- Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes
- Does fuzzy logic tickle?
- The truth is out there...try to google it?
- Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
- Press every key to continue
- Computers can never replace human stupidity
- Unix is user friendly...its just selective about who its friends are
- Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity
- Black holes are where God divided by zero
- Hey! It compiles! Ship it!
- All computers run at the same speed... with the power off
- I'm sorry, our software is perfect. The problem must be you
- What color do you want that database?
- Programming is like sex; one mistake and you have to support for a lifetime.
- There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.