Windows 8 - Some Jokes and Thoughts

Installation CD:
They say when you play that Microsoft CD backward you can hear satanic messages. But that's nothing: If you play it forward it will install Windows 8.

New form of navigation:
All scroll wheels go up and down, but Windows 8 wants you to scroll sideways.

Windows extreme:
You like Windows? With Windows 8 you got windows of windows in windows, plenty of windows to like.

Windows 8 is Windows XT (eXTreme).

The right choice?
If I wanted a smartphone OS on my computer I would use Android, not Windows 8.

Importance of Product Versioning:
Are you upgrading to Windows 8?
You must be joking, I already have Windows 95. I am not going backwards 87 versions.

Chuck Norris:
Chuck Norris is the only person to have started Windows 8 in Desktop Mode without ever seeing a single tile.

Chuck Norris knows already all the bugs of Windows 8.

Chuck Norris can operate Windows 8.