Here are some jokes for programmers, developers, coders, and hackers. Not sure they are for the rest of us...
Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?”
The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”
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A programmer walks to the butcher shop and buys a kilo of meat. An
hour later he comes back upset that the butcher shortchanged him by 24
grams.
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Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”
“Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.”
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Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?
A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None – It’s a hardware problem
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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
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Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”
“Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.”
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There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don’t.
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A programmer walks to the butcher shop and buys a kilo of meat. An
hour later he comes back upset that the butcher shortchanged him by 24
grams.
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“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
very long pause….
“Java.”